Telephone problems

Here at the Five Boroughs we've unfortunately been without our telephone for two weeks.
We won't go into detail - it's boring and talking to telephone companies is like something out of a Kafka play.

If you've been trying call us you might have noticed the number rings out.
For the time being you can call us on 9388 9095.
Ver soon our old number will be restored - not long to wait now we're told.
Stay patient.